Catherine: I can't understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!

Ben : "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.

Cooper: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed.

Cooper: Is that bag smiling?
Truman: Smiling?
Lucy: What's there to smile about?

Cooper: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.

Albert: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.

Donna: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair. Think like that and you're gonna go crazy.

Albert: Great. After the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride.

Albert: Where do they keep his water dish?

Cooper: Jacoby! I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all. Sometimes, you just get lucky.

James: When did you start smoking?
Donna: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension.
James: When did you get so tense?
Donna: When I started smoking.

Cooper: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld. Good work. It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from a company that preys on human weaknesses.

Cooper: I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.

Jacoby: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life. Two people. Yeah, but then, then when I saw her that last time, she I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace with herself. Now I believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision to end her life.
Truman: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
Cooper: Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
Jacoby: No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.

Albert: Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a real treat for me.

Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper. Always felt, you make your own way, you take care of your own, and you pick up after yourself.
Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
Ed raconte son histoire : il sortait avec Norma au lycee mais a epouse Nadine et lui a tire dans l'oeil accidentellement pendant leur lune de miel. James arrive. Cooper voit le smiling bag. Albert se rend a l'hotel du Grand Nord pour prendre unc chambre.

Doc a l'infirmiere: Nurse, I really mean it. You better speak to that kitchen.

Major: "Bobby, may I share something with you?" Bobby: "Okay." Major: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming, radiant marble. I'd known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return. A reunion with the deepest well-springs of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced, a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best in all things." Bobby: "Thank you Dad."

Cooper: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2 appointments. In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." I now believe this was a reference to James Hurley. She was nervous because she planned to tell him she didn't want to see him anymore. Before she snuck out of the house, she received a phone call.
Albert: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment for some time later that night.
Cooper: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection of Sparkwood and 21, she jumped from the bike and ran into the woods. We believe that it was there that she met up with Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski. Together they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin. They climbed the trail, they were heard passing by the cabin of the Log Lady. They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately 1 am. Drugs and alcohol were consumed. Laura was tied up and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques. Waldo the bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura. Leo and Jacques fought. Jacques went outside and passed out. When he came to, Leo and the girls were gone. We believe Leo hiked back down the trail to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
Albert: The reason being, there was a third man.
Cooper: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window of Jacques' cabin.
Albert: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where they were tied up. Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
Cooper: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her unconscious. He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he didn't realize that Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
Albert: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top. He then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her left ring finger. You'll recall he placed the letter T under the fingernail of Teresa Banks. He, uh, left a note written in blood, "Fire, walk with me."
Cooper: Here's the interesting thing. The blood on the note was tested. It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
Albert: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood. It's a rare type, AB negative. The towel that Deputy Hawk found five miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type. He also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
Cooper: The scraps may have been left by the killer. They'll be sent back to Washington DC for testing.
{Andy pleure}
Albert: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know. It's what we call a real three hanky crime.
Andy: Albert Roserfelt. I don't like the way you talk smart about Sheriff Truman or anybody. You just shut your mouth! {il sort}
Cooper: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead. This leaves only the third man.

Pete: This smoke inhalation is nasty business. I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus.

Hank: He was chopping wood.
Jerry: Chopping wood? Inside?
Hank: Yeah, you know Leo.
Jerry: Wait a minute. Chopping wood? Inside?!
Hank: Yeah. You know Leo.

Ben: Hank, leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne. You're a bicep. Relax, until we say "flex."

"It was Laura
And I saw her glowing.
In the dark woods,
I saw her smiling.
We were crying
And I saw her laughing.
In our sadness,
I saw her dancing.
It was Laura
Living in my dreams.
It was Laura.
The glow was life.
Her smile was to say
It was all right to cry.
The woods was our sadness.
The dance was her calling.
It was Laura
And she came to kiss me goodbye."

Cooper: I'm dog tired. A man can only go long without submitting to a period of rest. For as we know from experiments conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis. And I'm working on a 3 day jag.

Geant: "Sorry to wake you."
Cooper: "I'm not dreaming."
Geant: "I forgot to tell you something."
Cooper: "You were right about the smiling bag."
Geant: "The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen then to talk."
Cooper: "I believe you."
Geant: "Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man. Three have seen him, yes. But not his body. One only, known to you, ready now to talk. One more thing: you forgot something."
Cooper: "What?"
{ Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark, blinking. }