
Episode 4 - The One-Armed Man
  
FADE IN:
INT. LOG LADY'S CABIN - DAY
Seated at a dining table beside a tea set we see a woman, 'LOG LADY' MARGARET
LANTERMEN. In her arms she carries a wooden log. She is speaking to us.
LOG LADY
    Even the ones who laugh are sometimes caught without
    an answer. These creatures who introduce themselves but we swear we have
    met them somewhere before. Yes, look in the mirror. What do you see? Is
    it a dream, or a nightmare? Are we being introduced against our will? Are
    they mirrors? I can see the smoke. I can smell the fire. The battle is
    drawing nigh.
FADE OUT:
INTRO:
FADE IN:
TUNE: TWIN PEAKS THEME  
CREDITS run with the scenes of a bird in a tree, the mill machinery at work,
the road into town with the welcome sign, the hotel by the falls and the
river.
TUNE ENDS: TWIN PEAKS THEME  
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
EXT. PALMER HOUSE - DAY
We view the front of the house.
CUT TO:
INT. PALMER HOUSE - DAY
In the living room, we view a photograph of LAURA PALMER as the homecoming
queen. Our view PANS the room to a sketch that DEPUTY ANDY BRENNAN, using
a charcoal pencil and a pad of paper, is drawing from a description that
SARAH PALMER is giving to him of the frightening man she saw in her vision.
SHERIFF HARRY S. TRUMAN sits in a chair opposite them. DONNA HAYWARD sits
next to SARAH.
SARAH
    Yeah, yeah. His hair was long, filthy gray on
    gray, long hair.
MADELEINE FERGUSON walks up to SHERIFF TRUMAN with a silver coffee set and
offers him some coffee. He grabs a cup of the tray and looks at her. MADELEINE,
with her long black hair and thick rim glasses, smiles.
SARAH
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SARAH
LELAND PALMER enters the room, wearing a robe, looking like he just woke
up.
LELAND
SHERIFF TRUMAN
LELAND
    (holds up two fingers)
 She's had two visions.
    
(walks off)
 
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SARAH
    Leland? 
(walks after him)
 Leland?
SARAH stops roughly where he was standing.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
She turns to SHERIFF TRUMAN and tells her earlier vision.
SARAH
    Its night. A flashlight beam moves across the
    ground. A hand, a gloved hand, lifts a rock and takes out a necklace, broken
    in half. It was Laura's.
DONNA listens and appears disturbed from the realization of SARAH'S vision.
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
CUT TO:
TUNE: INVITATION TO LOVE  
TELEVISION
We view a CLOSEUP on the television and see the end of the intro for the
television program 'Invitation to Love' as its tune swells down over a blue
background with a note shown with a scarlet red flowing script that writes
out the program's title on virgin white paper.
ANNOUNCER
TUNE ENDS: INVITATION TO LOVE  
The INTRO for the show FADES OUT. The show FADES IN to a nerdy looking man,
CHET, with thin greasy hair and glasses, and to EMERALD, a woman with long
hair and wearing a lot of costume jewelry. CHET is seated and EMERALD stands
beside him running her fingers though his hair.
EMERALD
CHET
EMERALD
    Well, you always said you could never tell us
    apart so ...
CUT TO:
INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
In the reception office, we see that it is LUCY MORAN, chewing on a pencil
top, is watching the program very closely. SHERIFF TRUMAN and DEPUTY ANDY
enter the building and walk up to the reception window.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
LUCY
    Uhh thanks to Jade, Jared decided not to kill
    himself and he's changed his will, leaving the Towers to Jade instead of
    Emerald but Emerald found out about it and now she's trying to 
(TRUMAN
    and ANDY look at each other in befuddlement)
 seduce Chet to give her the
    new will so she can destroy it. Montana's planning to kill Jared at midnight
    so the Towers will belong to Emerald and Montana but I think she's going
    to double cross him and he doesn't know it yet. Poor Chet.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
LUCY
    Uh, Agent Cooper is in the conference room with
    Dr. Jacoby.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN walks off toward the conference room. ANDY moves closer to
the reception window.
ANDY
LUCY
ANDY shies away from LUCY'S cold reply.
CUT TO:
INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
In the conference room, DR. LAWRENCE JACOBY sits at the long end of the
table with the blackboard, with a map of Tibet, in the background. He wears
a pair of glasses with one red lens and one blue lens. AGENT COOPER sits
at the other end of the table sternly watching DR. JACOBY perform a magic
trick. The magic trick has two white balls between the fingers on one hand.
He taps that hand against his head and one ball disappears. He opens his
mouth to reveal the ball. DR. JACOBY performs the trick twice before COOPER
asks ...
COOPER
DR. JACOBY
    Agent Cooper, I'd like to help ya' but uh ...
    got a little problem here, uh. Look may-maybe there's some sort of hula
    we can do around my doctor / patient confidentiality, huh.
COOPER
DR. JACOBY
COOPER
DR. JACOBY
    Agent Cooper, the problems of our entire society
    are of a sexual nature.
DR. JACOBY stands up, walks over to the blackboard with the map of Tibet
and looks it over.
DR. JACOBY
    Tibet. 
(smiles)
 You know, my abiding interests
    lie to the East as well but only as far as Ha-vai-i 
(Hawaii)
. The ancient
    Hawaiians often turn to the soothing rhizome of the ginger plant to ease
    the pain of profound confusion. Which, more often then not, was sexual.
COOPER
    Ginger is nonaddictive, cocaine is.
DR. JACOBY
    Look the-the fact that-that Laura Palmer sought
    medication, no matter how dubious, was actually a positive sign.
COOPER
    Dr. Jacoby, I understand you cared deeply for
    Laura Palmer. Why is it that you won't help us?
DR. JACOBY moves toward COOPER.
DR. JACOBY
    My ... own ... personal investigation, I suspect,
    will be ongoing for the rest of my life.
SHERIFF TRUMAN enters the room. Now close to COOPER, DR. JACOBY bends slightly
to him and says ...
DR. JACOBY
    Laura ... had ... secrets ... and around those
    secrets she built the fortress ... that, well that in my six months with
    her, I was not able to penetrate and for which I consider myself ... an
    abject failure.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Doctor, did Laura ever discuss Bobby Briggs or
    James Hurley with you?
DR. JACOBY
    Now they were boys, Laura was a woman.
COOPER
DR. JACOBY looks as if he is going to proudly say yes but sighs and says
...
DR. JACOBY
COOPER
DR. JACOBY
    The night after Laura died, I followed a man that
    uh ... Laura had spoken to me about. He was driving a red corvette. I followed
    him to the old sawmill road and then I lost him. And that gentlemen is
    all I can tell you.
The intercom unit buzzes. LUCY'S voice can be heard over the speaker.
LUCY
    Agent Cooper, there's a Gordon Cole on the phone.
    He say's your expecting his call. Should I put him through?
COOPER
    Yes Lucy, put him through. Thank you doctor that
    will be all.
DR. JACOBY heads out but is stopped at the door by a question.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
DR. JACOBY
    Well, I'm planning a pilgrimage to Pebble Beach
    ... but that's not till the end of the month. Hang loose howies.
DR. JACOBY gives a hang loose hand sign and leaves the room.
COOPER
COOPER moves to a small table along the wall, picks up the intercom unit
and places it on the table.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER composes himself before turning the intercom unit on. The man speaking
over the intercom is GORDON COLE, COOPER'S superior.
COOPER
    Harry this is my supervisor. 
(presses the button
    on intercom unit)
 Good morning Gordon. How we doin'?
GORDON
SHERIFF TRUMAN, a little worried, walks over to the window.
COOPER
GORDON
    Albert has been very busy. The twine he found
    in her upper arm is a common household variety, Finley's Fine Twine.
COOPER
GORDON
    Definitely not a match. No ID yet and those marks
    on her shoulders, bird bites.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
GORDON
COOPER
    Great, tell Albert we're anxiously waiting his
    results.
GORDON
    Now for the bad news Coop. I got an OJ and a AFO
    here from Albert concerning his mano y mano with the local Sheriff Truman.
    Albert wants this guy's badge Coop.
A little agitated, COOPER stands up and becomes rather animated as he talks.
COOPER
    Gordon, here's how it is. You know Albert. In
    my opinion Sheriff Truman displayed the patience of a saint 'not' clocking
    him a day earlier then he did.
GORDON
COOPER
GORDON
COOPER
    And you tell Albert that if he wants to pursue
    this I'll fight him all the way up the chain to Washington.
DEPUTY ANDY walks into the room.
GORDON
    Cooper? Coop, don't get excited and hang up on
    me now.
COOPER
COOPER presses the button on intercom unit to hang up.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER
    Harry, the last thing I want you to worry about,
    while I'm here, is some city slicker I brought into your town relieving
    himself upstream.
ANDY hands COOPER the drawing he produces using SARAH'S description from
her vision.
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER
    I had an intuition that my dream and Sarah Palmer's
    vision were connected. I didn't go with you this morning because I didn't
    want to influence her. I'm a strong sender. 
(to ANDY)
 The eyes were a bit
    closer together.
The intercom buzzes and LUCY can be heard from the speaker.
LUCY
COOPER picks up a nearby phone.
COOPER
COOPER hangs up the phone and turns to SHERIFF TRUMAN and ANDY.
COOPER
    Traveling East on highway 12, how long will it
    take us to reach the Timber Falls Motel?
SHERIFF TRUMAN and ANDY answer simultaneously.
ANDY
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ANDY
COOPER
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EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
TUNE: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (UP TEMPO VARIANT)  
We view the front of the motel. A maid is pushing a cart near the rooms.
A woodpecker can be heard in the background.
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EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
In a parked car in the parking lot of the motel, JOSIE takes photographs.
A woodpecker can be heard in the background.
CUT TO:
INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
In one of the motel rooms, we view a CLOSEUP of CATHERINE MARTELL, in a
robe. We PAN down to see that she is rubbing the back of BENJAMIN HORNE,
who is laying face down bare back on a bed. In the background, the television
program 'Invitation to Love' can be heard.
CATHERINE
    I wished I could have seen Josie's face, opening
    the safe for her lawman Romeo. To show him the double set of books ...
TUNE ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48) (UP TEMPO VARIANT)  
CATHERINE
BENJAMIN
CATHERINE
    Uhm, I have more then one hiding place. My desk
    upstairs.
MONTANA
    (from the television)
 God forgive me.
 
EMERALD
CATHERINE
    There's a drop panel on the top drawer. Not even
    Pete the poodle knows about that one. I'm famished.
CATHERINE and BENJAMIN take a sip of wine. We can hear the television program.
MONTANA
CATHERINE
BENJAMIN
CATHERINE
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EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER drive up in TRUMAN'S police cruiser. DEPUTY TOMMY
'THE HAWK' HILL comes up to them as they drive up. A woodpecker can be heard
in the background. As SHERIFF TRUMAN steps out, HAWK points and says ...
HAWK
    Harry, he's here at the motel. Room 101, last
    name is Gerard.
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INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL ROOM - DAY
BENJAMIN and CATHERINE lie at the foot of the bed.
BENJAMIN
    Now when the mill goes up in smoke. The headline
    that we're after is Josie Packard torches bankrupt mill in insurance fraud.
    Not giant wienie roast in the woods.
CATHERINE laughs. He nudges her on.
BENJAMIN
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EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN, with his gun drawn, walks up towards the motel room door
where the ONE-ARMED MAN, PHILLIP MICHAEL GERARD, is staying. As he walks,
he passes a timber truck rig full of large tree logs. AGENT COOPER and DEPUTY
ANDY are right behind him. ANDY has his hand on his gun, still in its holster.
COOPER draws his gun and stands behind ANDY. SHERIFF TRUMAN knocks on the
door.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Mr. Gerard, its the police, open up.
ANDY fumbles with his gun to pull it out of the holster and drops it. The
revolver discharges when it hits the ground. SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER jump.
COOPER is furious for the loss of control in a serious situation. He spins
around and shouts.
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN ducks down, picks up the gun and hands it to ANDY.
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INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL ROOM - DAY
BENJAMIN gets out of bed and moves to the window to see what has happened
outside. CATHERINE calmly lays back on the bed.
CATHERINE
BENJAMIN turns to her with a look of seriousness.
CUT TO:
EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN, AGENT COOPER and DEPUTY ANDY are still standing outside
the door of the ONE-ARMED MAN, MR. GERARD. They all have their guns drawn
and directed toward the door.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN kicks the door in.
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INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL ROOM - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER rush in to the room and find MR. GERARD at the
closet drawer wearing only boxer shorts.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ONE-ARMED MAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN
Slowly MR. GERARD moves away from the closet drawer to reveal a missing
left arm that was concealed behind the closet door. He stands with his right
arm raised. SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER lower their guns and look at each
other.
CUT TO:
INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL ROOM - DAY
BENJAMIN moves away from the window holding a small figure. CATHERINE is
still in bed.
BENJAMIN
We see what BENJAMIN is holding a small doll with the likeness of Elvis.
He picks up his folded clothes off the bed. Unknowingly something falls
out of the pocket of his pants to the floor. CATHERINE notices it. BENJAMIN
wiggles the doll in his hand at her and says ...
BENJAMIN
He puts the doll in his robe pocket and walks to the bathroom.
TUNE: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (2:12 - 2:31) (DRAMATIC VARIANT)  
CATHERINE gets up to pick up the item and sees that it is a poker chip.
A thousand dollar poker chip from One-Eyed Jacks.
TUNE ENDS: THE BOOKHOUSE BOYS (2:12 - 2:31) (DRAMATIC VARIANT)  
CUT TO:
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
INT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL ROOM - DAY
SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER stand next to a seated ONE-ARMED MAN, MR. GERARD,
who is looking at the drawing of the man from SARAH'S vision.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ONE-ARMED MAN
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
ONE-ARMED MAN
COOPER
    Mr. Gerard, do you have a friend named Bob?
ONE-ARMED MAN
    Oh, Bob Lydecker is just about my best friend
    in the world.
COOPER
ONE-ARMED MAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ONE-ARMED MAN
COOPER
ONE-ARMED MAN
HAWK is on the phone near a bedside stand.
HAWK
HAWK tosses MR. GERARD'S wallet to SHERIFF TRUMAN, who hands it to COOPER.
COOPER scans it over before handing it to MR. GERARD. SHERIFF TRUMAN gives
HAWK an order.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
We watch DEPUTY ANDY nervously move and peer at a closed suitcase standing
atop a table.
COOPER
ONE-ARMED MAN
COOPER
ONE-ARMED MAN
A commotion of rumbling comes from the side of the room. We view ANDY slightly
embarrassed as he fumbled in opening the suitcase causing its contents of
shoes to spill out onto the table and the floor.
ONE-ARMED MAN
ANDY
ONE-ARMED MAN
COOPER
    The arm you lost, did it have a tattoo?
ONE-ARMED MAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER
    If you won't tell us, we can find out. What did
    it say?
ONE-ARMED MAN
    (moved to tears)
 It said ... Mom. 
(cries)
 
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EXT. TIMBER FALLS MOTEL - DAY
In the parking lot, SHERIFF TRUMAN, COOPER and ANDY walk over to their cars.
DEPUTY HAWK, kneeling near a puddle of oil, calls SHERIFF TRUMAN over. In
the background a woodpecker can be heard.
HAWK
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    (walks over to him)
 What ya' got?
 
HAWK
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TUNE: FRESHLY SQUEEZED
EXT. TWIN PEAKS HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
We view the front of the school and its sign.
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INT. TWIN PEAKS HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
In a girl's bathroom, DONNA applies lipstick as AUDREY walks in and lights
up a cigarette. The bathroom has one wall lined with mirrors and sinks.
The other side of the room is lined with toilet stalls. The walls and doors
of the bathroom are decorated with two red lines that wrap around the room
and form two peaks at intervals.
AUDREY
DONNA
AUDREY
    Escape. I got a better idea. A tall, dark and
    handsome stranger falls madly in love with me. Takes me away to a life
    of mystery and international intrigue
DONNA
AUDREY
    Maybe ... or maybe he'll realize that I'm the
    woman of his dreams because I'm going to help him figure out who killed
    Laura.
DONNA
AUDREY
TUNE ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED
AUDREY
DONNA is now combing her hair.
DONNA
AUDREY
DONNA
AUDREY
    I didn't know Laura half as well as you and I
    knew the score, Laura was wild. Come on will you help me?
DONNA
AUDREY
    The morning of the funeral, Dr. Jacoby is talking
    to my brother Johnny, trying to get him to go to the funeral. So he tells
    Johnny that Laura's in a better place now blah-blah-blah and he knows that
    because ... Laura was his patient.
DONNA
AUDREY
DONNA
AUDREY
DONNA
AUDREY
DONNA
    Well, it sure'd explain a few things.
AUDREY
    You know I think about it ... I think about Laura
    being in a place like that and I get all shivery ... but its like a hot
    cold. Like when ... you hold an ice cube on your bare skin for a long time.
DONNA
    Audrey, I'll help you but whatever we find out
    we have to promise to keep it between ourselves. Our secret.
AUDREY
DONNA
AUDREY
TUNE: HAPPY THOUGHTS  
As she walks off, AUDREY throws her cigarette into a sink. DONNA watches
her leave, walks up to the sink with the cigarette and turns on the water
to douse it out.
TUNE ENDS: HAPPY THOUGHTS  
CUT TO:
EXT. STATE PRISON - DAY
We view a tall chain link and barbed wire fence of the prison.
CUT TO:
INT. STATE PRISON - DAY
In a hallway near parole hearing rooms, WILSON MOONIE, a parole officer,
exits the hearing room and talks to NORMA JENNINGS, who is standing in the
hall.
MOONIE
    I've arranged for you to have a little chat with
    Hank before your hearing. He's glad your here. I hope I didn't come on
    too strong yesterday.
NORMA
    I'll be sure to tell him how helpful you've been,
    Mr. Moonie.
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TUNE: HANK'S THEME  
INT. STATE PRISON - DAY
Escorted by a guard from a separate room, HANK JENNINGS, wearing prison
garb, walks over to NORMA.
HANK
NORMA
HANK
NORMA
HANK leans to her slightly.
HANK
    You've got to back me up in there Norma, please.
    I got to get out. There starting to put the zap on me big time. I know
    I have no right to ask of you and you have no reason to believe but ...
    I'll change. I swear on my life, I have changed. Give me a chance to prove
    it to you.
TUNE ENDS: HANK'S THEME  
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INT. STATE PRISON - DAY
In a parole hearing room, we view a guard standing next to an American flag.
Our view PANS to three parole judges sitting at one end of the room. HANK,
in handcuffs, and WILSON MOONIE sit at a table positioned in the middle
of the room. Behind them, to the back wall of the room, sits NORMA.
HANK
    I've replayed it in my mind a million times and
    I just don't have any answers. A car, in perfect condition, goes out of
    control. A vagrant, nobody knows, is killed ... while sleeping by the roadside.
    Why? Why did fate deal me this hand?
PAROLE JUDGE #1
HANK
    I accept that ... but it was fate. Maybe, in an
    odd way, even luck that sent me to prison. Just as much as the car accident.
PAROLE JUDGE #2
HANK
PAROLE JUDGE #2
    Mrs. Jennings, your husband would be facing a
    difficult reentry. How would you help him?
NORMA
PAROLE JUDGE #2
NORMA
    Well he is my husband, isn't he?
PAROLE JUDGE #1
TUNE: HANK'S THEME  
PAROLE JUDGE #2
CUT TO:
INT. STATE PRISON - DAY
We view a CLOSEUP of a double three domino in HANK'S cuffed hands. Our view
PANS up to see his shifty eyes.
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INT. STATE PRISON - DAY
The PAROLE JUDGES all leave together. HANK is escorted by a guard out of
the room. HANK speaks to NORMA as he passes her on the way out.
TUNE ENDS: HANK'S THEME  
HANK
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EXT. ONE STOP STORE - DAY
We see two old gas pumps labeled 'Indian Head' as SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER
drive up in TRUMAN'S police cruiser and park along side them. Before they
exit the vehicle, COOPER peers outside the window above the store and says
...
COOPER
    In my dream, Mike said he and Bob lived above
    a convenience store.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Cooper, I'd think you'd be afraid to go to sleep
    at night.
They both exit the vehicle and walk to the building next to the convenience
store. In the background, HAWK gives a high five to a FRIEND.
FRIEND
COOPER stops as ANDY walks up to him. SHERIFF TRUMAN walks on up the steps
of the entrance and looks at the pet a small girl holds, who is sitting
on the steps.
COOPER
    Andy, could you go into the One Stop and get me
    some twine.
ANDY
ANDY walks off. COOPER walks to the building next door, a veterinarian clinic.
The log building has a sign above it, 'Aid to the Beast Incarnate'. COOPER
and SHERIFF TRUMAN climb the stairs to the entrance and walk in.
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INT. LYDECKER VETERINARY CLINIC - DAY
Inside the building we see several people with different animals, including
a llama, waiting to be served.
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INT. LYDECKER VETERINARY CLINIC - DAY
At the reception window, COOPER talks to the RECEPTIONIST and shows her
the sketch of the frighting man from SARAH'S vision..
RECEPTIONIST
    No, that's not Dr. Lydecker.
COOPER
RECEPTIONIST
SHERIFF TRUMAN pulls COOPER away from the window to speak to him.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
COOPER
    Yes, but only one has a best friend with one arm.
    Harry ...
A llama disrupts AGENT COOPER as he speaks with SHERIFF TRUMAN by walking
between them and even nearly touching his face with its face. The llama
snorts as it walks by.
COOPER
    ... in the heat of the investigative pursuit the
    shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.
ANDY walks up to COOPER and SHERIFF TRUMAN.
COOPER
    Andy, hand me that spool of Finley's Fine Twine.
COOPER briefly scans it and then hands it to SHERIFF TRUMAN. SHERIFF TRUMAN
studies it and looks at ANDY as COOPER walks off to the reception window.
COOPER
    Mrs. Lumer, where going to have to confiscate
    your files.
RECEPTIONIST
COOPER returns to SHERIFF TRUMAN.
COOPER
    Harry, as clear as the signs on the turnpike,
    the bird that attacked Laura Palmer is a client of this office.
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
EXT. JOHNSON HOUSE - DAY
We view the front of the house with the sounds of ducks from the nearby
lake.
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TUNE: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)
INT. JOHNSON HOUSE - DAY
In the kitchen, we view BOBBY BRIGGS seated on a chair. SHELLY JOHNSON,
in her waitress uniform, is sitting on his lap. They are seductively kissing
each other.
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
She continues to kiss. BOBBY'S mind is elsewhere as he thinks about what
she just said.
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY gets up from chair, lifting SHELLY. She is a little confused by his
actions.
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
BOBBY
    Leo and Jacques are running drugs across the border,
    cocaine. And-and the-they've been selling them at school.
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY
    Bobby, I have to show you something.
She walks over to a cabinet, pries off a panel and takes out the bloody
shirt that she had stashed there.
SHELLY
BOBBY
She fiddles with the shirt trying to find the collar and reveals 'LJ'.
SHELLY
BOBBY
    Shelly, ... this ... this could be the answer
    to our prayers.
SHELLY
BOBBY
    You don't need to know. I'm going to take this,
    okay. You never saw this. Say it. I never saw it.
SHELLY
BOBBY
    Leo's not going to be a problem for us anymore.
    Just stay clear of him, keep quiet.
She moves back to the cabinet, reaches into the stash compartment and pulls
out a gun.
SHELLY
BOBBY
SHELLY opens the top of her waitress uniform, revealing some lingerie, and
holds the gun to her chest.
SHELLY
BOBBY lustily stares at her, spits his gum out to the floor and moves to
her.
TUNE ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (0:26 - 3:48)
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INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
We view AGENT COOPER, SHERIFF TRUMAN, DEPUTY HAWK and DEPUTY ANDY enter
the building. COOPER, HAWK and ANDY are carrying boxes of files from the
veterinarian clinic.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Fellas, take'em right into the conference room.
SHERIFF TRUMAN moves to the reception window to speak to LUCY.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Lucy, I need you to go through these files and
    pull out all people who own birds.
LUCY
SHERIFF TRUMAN
LUCY
    Okay, I'll start going through files then.
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INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
In the conference room, we watch HAWK, ANDY and COOPER place the boxes of
files, marked 'Lydecker Clinic', on and around the conference table. ANDY
speaks to COOPER.
ANDY
COOPER
    Well Andy, have you every used your weapon in
    the line of duty?
ANDY
    No sir, I haven't. I can't explain what happened.
    I've been feeling a little high strung.
COOPER
    Well, it was lack of preparation. We'll take care
    of that.
SHERIFF TRUMAN pokes his head through the open door of the conference room.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Andy, get some ammunition from the lock box. Meet
    us downstairs at the pistol range.
COOPER pats ANDY'S shoulder before he and SHERIFF TRUMAN walk off.
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INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
In the hallway, COOPER and SHERIFF TRUMAN pass LUCY, who is carrying a plant
watering pitcher. ANDY enters the hall and moves over to LUCY.
ANDY
    Lucy, did you hear what happened? I feel so dumb.
    I dropped my gun and it went off.
LUCY
ANDY
    Oh yeah, I guess so but ...
LUCY
LUCY walks off. ANDY is again bothered by LUCY'S cold reply.
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INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY
In the pistol range, we watch COOPER, SHERIFF TRUMAN and DEPUTY HAWK enter
and pass Christmas decorations stored at the sides of the entrance to the
room. COOPER is loading his gun as he speaks.
COOPER
    Laura Palmer's murder was vicious and calculated.
    There's no telling what we'll encounter bringing a suspect to ground. After
    Andy's mishap at the motel. I want to make absolutely certain each of us
    is comfortable and confident with our firearms.
HAWK notices COOPER'S gun before he puts it back in its holster.
HAWK
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    (points at COOPER)
 Body language?
 
COOPER
ANDY walks in.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ANDY
COOPER
    Care to tell us about you and Lucy, Andy?
ANDY
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ANDY
    She won't speak to me and I don't know why ...
    and I don't know why she doing what she's doing. I just can't figure her
    out.
COOPER
    Well there's no logic at work here Andy. Let that
    one go. In the grand design women were drawn from a different set of blueprints.
HAWK
HAWK puts on his ear protection cover.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
The rest also put on their ear protection cover.
COOPER
HAWK confidently and quickly fires his gun at the practice target down the
gunnery range. ANDY has a hard time just holding on to the gun as he quickly
fires. When their finished, the target sheets are retrieved from the distant
shooting area by a motorized line. They all remove their ear protectors
and rest them on their shoulders around their neck. HAWK collects the target
sheets and hands them to COOPER. COOPER checks over the target sheets to
see how they scored.
COOPER
    Hawk, six for six. Two kills, high marks. Andy.
    
(ANDY'S target sheet has no holes)
 Andy what we need is practice and lots
    of it. One hour, three times a week. Harry you'll supply the ordinance.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
HAWK and ANDY walk to opposite sides of the room.
COOPER
    Chin up Andy. 
(nods his head up)
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN pulls out his gun and checks it.
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME (ONE INSTRUMENT V2)
COOPER
    No. I knew someone ... once who helped me understand
    commitment, responsibilities and the risks. 
(pulls out his gun and puts
    on his ear protection)
 Who taught me the pain of a broken heart.
Confidently and without blinking COOPER quickly discharges his gun at the
target. SHERIFF TRUMAN also confidently fires. After firing, the target
sheets are retrieved. They remove their ear protection and retrieve their
target sheets. Before they look them over HAWK says ...
HAWK
    One woman can make you fly like an eagle another
    can give you the strength of a lion but only one in the cycle of life can
    fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular
    joy. I wrote that for my girlfriend.
COOPER
HAWK
    Diane Shapiro, Ph.D. Brandice
COOPER, impressed, whistles. He returns his attention to the target sheets.
COOPER
    Harry, one miss five hits. Three kills, excellent.
SHERIFF TRUMAN silently looks over COOPER target sheet and then hands it
to HAWK.
HAWK
COOPER
We view the target sheet and see two holes where the eyes and where the
nostrils would be in the human form of the target sheet.
HAWK
LUCY speaks over the intercom.
LUCY
    Agent Cooper, I'm looking at the files from Dr.
    Lydecker's and, for instance, I have here in the 'A's an Arky who's a part
    poodle part rottweiler, who lives on Maple and belongs to Mr. Rumple. Then,
    for example, I have an Annette who's an otter, who lives with a family
    near Elk river.
COOPER
LUCY
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Lucy, go through the bird file.
LUCY
COOPER realizes that finding the bird is going to take quite a while.
COOPER
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
At the counter, NORMA picks up a dirty plate and silverware as TOAD, a large
and usual customer, drops some change for a tip. A country music tune plays
in the background.
NORMA
SHELLY enters the diner, lifts the counter-door, passes and drops it behind
her with a slam.
NORMA
    Shelly, your gonna scare the customers.
SHELLY walks up to NORMA.
SHELLY
NORMA
SHELLY
    Leo doesn't talk, he hits. 
(fiddles with her ring)
    He was so great at first, you know. This flashy guy in his hot car. Then
    we get married and I find out all he was looking for was a maid he didn't
    have to pay. I feel so stupid.
NORMA
SHELLY
NORMA
SHELLY
NORMA
    When I saw him I ... he might not even get out
    this time around. I guess my plans are a little up in the air.
SHELLY
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
At front door, we see JAMES HURLEY enter and walk over to the pay phone
just to his left on the wall.
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
NORMA
    You know what we're going to do Shelly, tomorrow?
    You and I are going to have a day of beauty. A manicure, a facial, we're
    going to have our hair done. The works. We're going to be the knockouts
    of the Double R. And its my treat.
SHELLY
NORMA
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
At the pay phone inside the diner, JAMES is speaking to DONNA.
JAMES
DONNA
    (over the phone)
 Hi James.
 
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INT. HAYWARD HOUSE - DAY
On the phone in the living room, DONNA is speaking to JAMES. In the background,
we can see DR. WILL HAYWARD in the kitchen, with an apron draped on his
arm, holding a cookbook. He yells to DONNA from the kitchen.
DR. HAYWARD
DONNA
DR. HAYWARD
DONNA
    Just a sec daddy. I'll be right in okay, its James.
DR. HAYWARD
DONNA
DR. HAYWARD
DONNA
DR. HAYWARD
DONNA
    (to JAMES)
 Would you like to come?
 
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
JAMES
DONNA
A bell rings from the opening of the front door to the diner. JAMES turns
his head to look at who has entered. He sees a dark haired woman walk to
the counter of the diner.
DONNA
JAMES
DONNA
JAMES
DONNA
    (over the phone)
 Okay, bye.
 
JAMES hangs up the phone and walks over to the woman. Its MADELEINE standing
by the counter waiting for her food order to arrive. JAMES stands right
to the side of her and stares at her. At first she doesn't notice but then
turns to face him and says ...
MADELEINE
    Hi. 
(removes her glasses)
JAMES
MADELEINE
JAMES
    (introduces himself)
 James Hurley.
 
MADELEINE
JAMES
    I thought I did. 
(smiles)
SHELLY
MADELEINE
SHELLY
MADELEINE picks up her food order and holds it in her arms as she speaks
to JAMES.
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME (ONE INSTRUMENT V1)
MADELEINE
JAMES still stares at her.
MADELEINE
JAMES
MADELEINE
    We used to come visit Twin Peaks when I was a
    kid. It was great. We'd pretend we were sisters. I wish I'd known her better.
    It's so sad. Well, it was nice to meet you James Hurley.
They shake hands.
JAMES
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME (ONE INSTRUMENT V1)
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INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY
On the phone at the end of the counter near the kitchen, NORMA leans behind
a large machine as she listens to the outcome of the parole hearing.
NORMA
She hangs up the phone, disappointed by the results. SHELLY, carrying two
mugs and a plate with a half eaten pie, comes up to her.
SHELLY
NORMA
TUNE: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS
She looks down at the ground.
NORMA
TUNE ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS
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INT. BENJAMIN HORNE'S OFFICE - DAY
We view a CLOSEUP on a chandelier made with deer antlers. We PAN and ZOOM
OUT to see BENJAMIN, dressed in a jogging suit, having a workout on a motion
cycle in front of the fireplace. As he pedals, he speaks to someone on a
portable phone. As he speaks, AUDREY walks into the room.
BENJAMIN
    What's that? No I ... I don't know what you get
    when you cross a Norwegian and a Swede. 
(reply)
 Oh, very good sir, very
    good. I can't tell you how excited we are about bringing Icelandic investment
    to the great Northwest. Would you put my brother back on please. Jerry,
    who the hell is that joker. Your sure that he's the boss. Just make sure
    they don't start taking eggnog into the pilot. Jerr, I got the jet gassed
    up and on the runway in Seattle. Usher these guys through customs, make
    your connections and save me some of whatever it is that their having.
    
(hangs up)
 Yeah.
He continues to pedal and just barely notices AUDREY at his side.
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
    It isn't that I'm ashamed of you, Audrey. Its
    just that I'd wish I could depend on you more. Especially during a trying
    time like this.
AUDREY
    Well that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
    Dad, I want to change my life. I've decided I want to help you with the
    family business. I mean, one of these days you'll need someone to take
    over and obviously it's not going to be Johnny.
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
    Well I don't need to go to college. You can teach
    me the business and I'm willing to start at the absolute bottom.
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
    Well I think I should start at the department
    store. Cosmetics or something. Just part time at first till I graduate.
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
BENJAMIN
He turns and holds out his arms. AUDREY moves to him and gives him a hug.
TUNE: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS
As she hugs her father she sees a photograph of LAURA PALMER and herself,
dressed in heavy winter clothing, on his desk. The telephone rings. They
separate as BENJAMIN moves over to the phone to answers it.
BENJAMIN
The phone call requires privacy. He covers the mouth piece with his hands
and says ...
BENJAMIN
AUDREY
Slowly she walks toward the door but before she exits she turns around to
look at him. BENJAMIN peers at her to make sure she's leaves before he talks.
BENJAMIN
AUDREY finally leaves. BENJAMIN returns to the phone.
BENJAMIN
TUNE ENDS: LOVE THEME FROM TWIN PEAKS
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EXT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT
We view a CLOSEUP of the sign above the entrance to the building with the
sound of crickets in the background.
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INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT
In the conference room, DEPUTY ANDY, SHERIFF TRUMAN and AGENT COOPER sort
out the files from the veterinarian clinic. All three have paper cups of
coffee in front of them. SHERIFF TRUMAN appears exhausted, COOPER downs
his coffee while ANDY works diligently.
ANDY
    Here's a bird. Louis Armstrong, he's a parakeet.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
LUCY
SHERIFF TRUMAN stands up to stretch his back. COOPER presses a button on
the intercom unit in front of him to handle the call.
COOPER
GORDON
    Coop, Albert is faxing you his reconstruction
    of the plastic object found in Laura Palmer's stomach. He's also determined
    the bites and marks on her shoulders are made by a parrot or a mynah bird.
    That's it, your up to date.
COOPER hangs up by pressing the button on the intercom unit. DEPUTY HAWK
walks up to him carrying the fax that just arrived.
HAWK
He hands the fax to SHERIFF TRUMAN. We view the fax of the drawing of the
fragment as part of a circular whole of some kind of object like a coin.
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN
SHERIFF TRUMAN looks at COOPER.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
ANDY
SHERIFF TRUMAN and COOPER turn to him. ANDY moves to them carrying the file.
ANDY
    Harry, Agent Cooper its a mynah bird named Waldo.
    A mynah bird owned by Jacques Renault.
COOPER grabs the file.
HAWK
COOPER
    Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously
    pertaining to the same object of inquiry 
(slams the file to the table)
    we must always pay strict attention. Fellas let's make a house call.
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TUNE: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (DARK VARIANT)  
EXT. TENNIS COURTS - NIGHT
From a distance we view two people playing tennis. We PAN to a CLOSEUP of
AGENT COOPER'S face.
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EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT
We watch AGENT COOPER, SHERIFF TRUMAN and DEPUTY HAWK run toward the building
from their cars. COOPER leads the way to the apartment complex, a two story
structure lit by lights and surrounded by pine trees. When they reach the
building they run up a stairway to the second level.
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EXT. JACQUES RENAULT'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
At the door to JACQUES apartment, COOPER has his gun drawn and pointed at
the door as SHERIFF TRUMAN shouts.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    Jacques, its Harry Truman! Open the door!
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INT. JACQUES RENAULT'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
We view a CLOSEUP of BOBBY'S face as he hears the cops outside and looks
around trying to find a way out. He see a window, rushes to it, slam it
open and crawls out.
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EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT
BOBBY lands to the ground and runs off into the distance.
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EXT. JACQUES RENAULT'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
SHERIFF TRUMAN kicks the door in. With their guns drawn they rush inside.
HAWK runs to the open window.
HAWK
SHERIFF TRUMAN
HAWK runs out of the room.
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EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT
Behind the apartment building we view a police cruiser, with its lights
and siren on, drive after the person who they believe is JACQUES.
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INT. JACQUES RENAULT'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
COOPER puts on a pair of latex gloves.
COOPER
COOPER spots a blue work shirt, planted there by BOBBY, sticking half way
out of a drawer. SHERIFF TRUMAN'S portable police radio buzzes. He picks
it up to listen.
HAWK
SHERIFF TRUMAN
HAWK
COOPER picks up the shirt and looks it over.
COOPER
COOPER calls SHERIFF TRUMAN over to look at the bloody shirt he just found
and shows him the collar.
COOPER
SHERIFF TRUMAN
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EXT. RIVER - NIGHT
In the moonlight, through some trees we watch a running river.
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EXT. WOODS NEAR RIVER - NIGHT
We view a PAN of the area and see LEO'S red corvette. LEO stands facing
the river while smoking a cigarette. The music comes to a peak just before
its ends as BENJAMIN appears and pats LEO on the shoulder, scaring him.
LEO quickly turns around. BENJAMIN puts his hands up to show no aggression.
TUNE ENDS: FRESHLY SQUEEZED (DARK VARIANT)  
BENJAMIN
    Nice touch Leo, nice touch. Bright red sports
    car for a secret meeting, nice.
LEO
BENJAMIN
    No no no, Hank said that you were gifted. I believed
    him but Leo ... your whole approach, its misguided. Major career opportunities
    staring you in the face and all you can think about is car wax and chicken
    feed drug transactions.
LEO
BENJAMIN
    Your in business with a couple a' glue sniffing
    squish heads, Leo.
LEO
    Renault brothers, I broke up their act. This is
    Bernie.
TUNE: SECRET MEETINGS
LEO gestures with a nod to point out the corpse of BERNARD RENAULT wrapped
in canvas and tied securely with rope. They both move over to the corpse.
LEO
    Jacques back in Canada. We had a long talk, he's
    staying there. Jacques was the brains in the outfit. Bernie made bail this
    morning on possession.
BENJAMIN
LEO
BENJAMIN
LEO
    Nah, he shouldn't have trusted me but like I said
    Bernie wasn't too bright.
BENJAMIN
    Okay, one last chance Leo. Don't disappoint me.
LEO
BENJAMIN
LEO
BENJAMIN pulls an envelope from his pocket and hands it to LEO.
BENJAMIN
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EXT. RIVER - NIGHT
We watch the river flow as we listen to ...
BENJAMIN
    Three nights Leo, green light. Is that clear enough?
CUT TO:
EXT. WOODS - NIGHT
DONNA and JAMES, holding a flashlight, are walking in the woods.
DONNA
They both kneel at the exact spot where they buried the half gold heart
necklace.
JAMES
JAMES lifts the rock he hid the necklace under and begins to dig for it
using his hand.
DONNA
He can't find the necklace.
JAMES
He digs a little deeper and also scatters dirt around trying to feel for
it but there's nothing.
JAMES
DONNA
JAMES
DONNA
    Laura used to say that her mother was kinda of
    spooky. She used to see things. She'd have these dreams, Laura did too.
A hoot from an owl spooks them and they look around trying to see where
it came from. They look up and see ...
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EXT. OWL PERCHED IN TREE - NIGHT
A large owl with yellow eyes perched in a tree above JAMES and DONNA peers
down at them.
CUT TO:
TUNE ENDS: SECRET MEETINGS
EXT. WOODS - NIGHT
JAMES and DONNA both look at each other.
JAMES
DONNA
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
JAMES
DONNA
JAMES
    I keep thinking I'm going to see her. I think
    that, you know, I'm going to catch a glimpse of her out of the corner of
    my eye. Sometimes its like I really do see her.
DONNA
    James listen. We're going to find out who killed
    her. This is about us. We have to do this for us not just for her.
Still kneeling, they bend toward each other and kiss.
DONNA
From a view above them we see them kiss again.
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EXT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT
We view the front of the lodge.
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INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT
We view the mounted head of a white haired mountain goat hanging on the
wall. Below it are its hooves being used to hold up a rifle. We PAN to a
phone that rings and JOSIE, wearing a black silk robe, answers it. Behind
her in the hallway we see PETE enter the lodge and walk past her holding
a fishing pole and the mail.
JOSIE
SHERIFF TRUMAN
    (over the phone)
 Josie its me.
 
JOSIE
SHERIFF TRUMAN
JOSIE
SHERIFF TRUMAN
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INT. JACQUES RENAULT'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
SHERIFF TRUMAN speaks to JOSIE over the phone.
SHERIFF TRUMAN
CUT TO:
INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT
JOSIE
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INT. JACQUES RENAULT - NIGHT
JOSIE
    (over the phone)
 Goodbye. 
(hangs up)
 
SHERIFF TRUMAN hangs up the phone disappointed by her response.
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
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INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - NIGHT
PETE sits on a stool at the kitchen counter sorting the mail. JOSIE walks
up to him.
PETE
JOSIE
PETE
    Oh, cut some wood, made some lumber. I'm so tired
    I ...
She incorrectly finishes his sentence.
JOSIE
JOSIE walks around the counter and enters the kitchen.
PETE
    Oh that's fantastic Josie. Uhm, is Catherine asleep?
JOSIE
PETE
    Good then give me some mayo with that. Josie,
    uhm ...how do you feel about fish?
JOSIE
PETE
    No, to catch. See the Fishing Association ...
    their annual duals coming up and I'm defending champion and this year their
    adding a mixed doubles division and I thought ... well if-if you were interested
    uh ... what the heck. Would you like to partner up with me?
She walks over to PETE carrying a plate with his turkey sandwich.
JOSIE
PETE
    Oh Josie, there's enough fishing in me for the
    both of us. Well what do you think?
JOSIE
PETE
    (very happy)
 Josie your my kinda' gal. Here 
(hands
    her the mail, picks up his sandwich)
. I'm going to hit the hay.
 
JOSIE
PETE
PETE walks off. JOSIE goes through the mail.
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
She pauses as she picks one letter out of the rest, slowly opens it and
pulls out a black and white sketch of a double three domino. HANK'S domino.
She walks out of the kitchen and towards the library.
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INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY
In the library, the telephone rings just as JOSIE walks besides a huge stuffed
bear set in a ferocious stance. She answers the phone.
JOSIE
HANK
    (over the phone)
 Did you get my message?
 
JOSIE
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INT. STATE PRISON - NIGHT
We view HANK stick the double three domino into his mouth and suck on it
as he pulls it out. Into the phone he says ...
HANK
CUT TO:
INT. BLUE PINE LODGE - DAY
JOSIE hangs up the phone and caresses herself in fear.
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
FADE OUT:
CLOSE:
FADE IN:
TUNE: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
We view LAURA PALMER'S homecoming picture as the end credits roll.
TUNE ENDS: LAURA PALMER'S THEME  
FADE TO BLACK: